Sarkari Nai

 Sarkari Nai (Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibal se poochha - Saab ye
Swiss bank wala kya lafda hai ?
Kapil Sibal shouted - Abey tu baal kaat raha hai ya inquiry kar raha hai ?
Nai ( Barber)- Sorry saab.......bas zara aise hi poochh liya.

... Agle din Pranab Mukerji se bal Kaat-ke waqt poochha - Saab ye kala dhan kya
hota hai ?
Pranab shouted - Tum humse ye sawaal qyun poochha ?
Nai - Sorry saab.....bas aise hi poochh liya.
Next day CBI interrogated the Nai - kya tum Baba Ramdev ke agent ho ?
Nai - Nahi saab ji.
CBI - To phir kya tum Anna ke agent ho ?
Nai - Nahin saab ji.
CBI - To phir tum baal kat-te waqt Congressi netaon se faltu k sawaal qyun karte rahte ho?

Naayi - Saab ji, na jane qyun Swiss bank aur Kaale dhan ke naam par in Congress walon ke baal khade ho jate hain, aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai......
bas isiliye poochhta rehta hoon............
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